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Samantha had been grooming herself from head to toe...meticulously, in advance of her long awaited meetup with Clark.  Her Netflix account was on point with a number of male-friendly RomComs in her playlist.  None of them had a Rotten Tomatoes score of less than 45%.  Perfect for some &Chill time.   At 9:05PM, there was a sharp knock at the door.  HE WAS EARLY!  She quickly put on her favorite yoga pants and grabbed whatever she could from Grandma-ma's closet as she raced to the front door.  She could see his silhouette through the decorative door window.  It excited her...

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'How big is your Santa?' she asked seductively. Clark had been courting Samantha on Tinder for nearly 8 minutes when he finally built up the nerve to escalate the conversation from text to voice.  'Are you sure you can handle my Santa?' he volleyed into Samantha's court. She truly had never had even seen a Santa that large, but she was in too deep now and she couldn't let her Kik friends down that she had bragged about her exploits to with past Tinder guys. It was so on.  Really on, IRL.  Clark gave a few more spritzes of his...

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Summer is over.   People don't care about it as much as they used to.  Blah blah blah yacht party.  Ok, fine, that sounds like fun.   The truth of the matter is that your outfitting is severely limited when you get after the Summer.  Shorts, shirts, biking shorts, kini, etc.  That's it.  It's a limited thread count, bruh.  When fall hits, it's a new dawn.  Thanksgiving is great for turkey, it's even greater for the J. Crew catalog.  Feel me? What I'm trying to say is that we launched a new look to the Old Sweater Shop.  We're ready....

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Experimentation... It got me through college and continues to fuel inspiration. This delightful get-up is the pigs spittoon!  The answer to your current unfiltered questions are 'YES'.   YES, that is a dramatic dual-Jackalope ensemble attached to a Ski Sweater.   YES, it is adorned with fancy Christmas lights.  We are definitely about that life.   YES, our model is dabbin' so hard and will win his Ugly Sweater Contest without much controversy.   Stay tuned for a follow up interview of the Sweater Models experience wearing a light-up Jackalope on his belly.  

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We hit a major milestone yesterday in launching our first APP for Android mobile devices.  This is nice for those of you that would like to shop with us on the go, keep up with product updates, and have another entry point into our world.  Not sure what that last thing means... but, you get what I mean.   Here's the link on the Play Store: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=net.snappmobile.www.uglysweaters.com&hl=en  

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