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Clark stepped out of his automobile and delicately placed his Warby Parkers in the palm of his hand alongside a glass wipe.   "It's been a while, since the incident...Kevin." said a calm and collected Clark. He knew that Kevin would dread this very moment, and he chewed it up like a butt in yoga pants. "Kev...I didn't think...you...bro, seriously."  Kevin was lacking rational thought and couldn't express his sorrow for the milking incident of 2014.  Milk was spilled and it will never be unspilled, in the eyes of Clark.   Glasses tucked safely away, it was going to be...

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"I can't...without you." Kevin read off of a piece of paper and then crumpled it up and tossed it onto Samantha's parents' lawn.   She though he was alright, but he had only been in the neighborhood for a few years and hadn't developed any reasonable credibility with her social circles.  Not to mention, there were damaging rumors that he grew up in the Bay Area.     "Your sweater is hella savage!" He chimed in through the awkward silence.   Samantha responded, "You cant be here, Kevin.  Clark is on his way and you remember the last time you...

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