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We're back and ready to pull the wool over your body! Shop with us in July; I know it's hot right now but think about cool things, and get wicked amazing sales prices.  If you think really hard, I bet you can imagine how bad it sucked not being draped in some fine threads while you shivered it out under the mistletoe in 2016.  Don't get it twisted, 2017 is when you take your sweater game and financial prowess up to it's final form.   Go find something pretty!  Enter the promocode 'Halfway' in the shopping cart for 50% off...

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Clark stepped out of his automobile and delicately placed his Warby Parkers in the palm of his hand alongside a glass wipe.   "It's been a while, since the incident...Kevin." said a calm and collected Clark. He knew that Kevin would dread this very moment, and he chewed it up like a butt in yoga pants. "Kev...I didn't think...you...bro, seriously."  Kevin was lacking rational thought and couldn't express his sorrow for the milking incident of 2014.  Milk was spilled and it will never be unspilled, in the eyes of Clark.   Glasses tucked safely away, it was going to be...

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Experimentation... It got me through college and continues to fuel inspiration. This delightful get-up is the pigs spittoon!  The answer to your current unfiltered questions are 'YES'.   YES, that is a dramatic dual-Jackalope ensemble attached to a Ski Sweater.   YES, it is adorned with fancy Christmas lights.  We are definitely about that life.   YES, our model is dabbin' so hard and will win his Ugly Sweater Contest without much controversy.   Stay tuned for a follow up interview of the Sweater Models experience wearing a light-up Jackalope on his belly.  

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As a small and demanding business, we are constantly pushing the envelope of possibility.  We dream big, but also, we want to make sure that we are here for a while.  It's not as easy as it sounds.  Running a business with enough of a following to keep you a float is a challenge in most places not named Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Here's what our ideas are for this season, and you can tell us if they suck or not.   1) You're going to see a lot more homemade/handmade sweater items.  They will be unique to us and...

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Our shirts were surprisingly popular last year.  It's a sweater site, but hey, shirts TOO.   This year, we're going to expand our holiday shirting division.  Every Thursday, expect to see a new t-shirt designed by yours truly.    Below is a little number that we created to appeal to people that drive raised trucks and talk about themselves braggadouchely.  Also, it's important to mention that I would like to one day drive a raised truck and talk about myself braggadouchely.

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