'How big is your Santa?' she asked seductively.
Clark had been courting Samantha on Tinder for nearly 8 minutes when he finally built up the nerve to escalate the conversation from text to voice.
'Are you sure you can handle my Santa?' he volleyed into Samantha's court.
She truly had never had even seen a Santa that large, but she was in too deep now and she couldn't let her Kik friends down that she had bragged about her exploits to with past Tinder guys.
It was so on. Really on, IRL. Clark gave a few more spritzes of his Bieber cologne and darted out into the night after Samantha.
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