Back to School Ugly Sweater

Posted by Daniel Redman on

I didn't often get punched in the face when I went to school, but it for sure happened once or twice.  What I discovered early on is that if you really seize the day, you tell would-be bullies that you are too vibrant for their bitterness.

Ugly Back to School 

Get a sweater on that child, for-crying-out-loud.  Make it an amazing one.  One with tassels and sequins and Santa.  Make a real aggressive statement that your child 'IS HERE, he HAS NO FEAR, and he REFUSES your FACE PUNCH, good sir'.  Meanwhile, the low key element is that a really sweet Ugly Sweater acts as an amazing diversionary device.  You can swing it over head, go for the old neck choke, or the tie to a pole, temporary cuff.  As a little person, all important survival methods.  


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