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back to school, bully, face punch, kid survival, santa, sequin, ugly sweater -

I didn't often get punched in the face when I went to school, but it for sure happened once or twice.  What I discovered early on is that if you really seize the day, you tell would-be bullies that you are too vibrant for their bitterness.   Get a sweater on that child, for-crying-out-loud.  Make it an amazing one.  One with tassels and sequins and Santa.  Make a real aggressive statement that your child 'IS HERE, he HAS NO FEAR, and he REFUSES your FACE PUNCH, good sir'.  Meanwhile, the low key element is that a really sweet Ugly Sweater...

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2017 winter, 50% off, cheap sweater, financial success, game respects game, holiday season, july, misteltoe, pull wool, shivering coward, sweater sale -

We're back and ready to pull the wool over your body! Shop with us in July; I know it's hot right now but think about cool things, and get wicked amazing sales prices.  If you think really hard, I bet you can imagine how bad it sucked not being draped in some fine threads while you shivered it out under the mistletoe in 2016.  Don't get it twisted, 2017 is when you take your sweater game and financial prowess up to it's final form.   Go find something pretty!  Enter the promocode 'Halfway' in the shopping cart for 50% off...

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big bosom, bubble gum, cheap sweater, church social, fashion fit, feminine, never been kissed, pink sweater -

I love men and I love socializing. Let's get those two things out of the way right now. But, on the Day of Pink Sweater, I was destined to be in a tight spot regarding clothing choices for a church social. A homemade sweater, yes. A cheap sweater, yes. Thanks to my mother, I was built slender of body and big of breast, so there wasn't a lot that didn't look good on me. At my most casual, a fitted t-shirt, stylish jeans, and some silver jewelry were all that was needed to make me look like a knock-out. But...

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christmas, free shipping, holiday season, milk incident, sweater episode, ugly sweater, warby parker, yoga pants butt -

Clark stepped out of his automobile and delicately placed his Warby Parkers in the palm of his hand alongside a glass wipe.   "It's been a while, since the incident...Kevin." said a calm and collected Clark. He knew that Kevin would dread this very moment, and he chewed it up like a butt in yoga pants. "Kev...I didn't think...you...bro, seriously."  Kevin was lacking rational thought and couldn't express his sorrow for the milking incident of 2014.  Milk was spilled and it will never be unspilled, in the eyes of Clark.   Glasses tucked safely away, it was going to be...

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awkward silence, bay area, free shipping, hella sweet, honda accord, polo shirt, profile pics irl, sweater episode, tinder dates, ugly sweater -

"I can't...without you." Kevin read off of a piece of paper and then crumpled it up and tossed it onto Samantha's parents' lawn.   She though he was alright, but he had only been in the neighborhood for a few years and hadn't developed any reasonable credibility with her social circles.  Not to mention, there were damaging rumors that he grew up in the Bay Area.     "Your sweater is hella savage!" He chimed in through the awkward silence.   Samantha responded, "You cant be here, Kevin.  Clark is on his way and you remember the last time you...

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