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San Francisco Fan Toddler Ugly Christmas Tee — Blue model

San Francisco Fan Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T

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Pittsburgh Fan Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T

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Philadelphia Fan Toddler Ugly Christmas Shirt | Christmas Tee, 2T to 5T

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Halloween Shirts for Teachers: the Festive Folks Halloween designs, house title strip

Halloween Shirts for Teachers: Classroom-Safe, Funny at 8am

Halloween shirts for teachers and for the office. No blood, no gore, a joke that works in front of a class, and kids tees so the room can match.
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Matching Halloween Shirts for Couples: the Festive Folks Halloween designs, house title strip

Couples Halloween Costume Shirts: Twelve Matching Sets, No Wig Required

Couples Halloween costume shirts without the costume. Twelve matching sets, two pieces each, sized separately and printed to order in the US. Order by October 20.
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Cute Halloween Shirts for Women: the Festive Folks Halloween designs, house title strip

Cute Halloween Shirts for Women: Funny, Warm and Sized XS to 5XL

Cute and funny Halloween shirts and sweatshirts for women, drawn in house and printed to order in the US at one flat price in every size. Order by October 20.
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Slow Burn ugly sweater article cover: the Slow Burn character illustration, house title strip

Slow Burn Hanukkah Ugly Sweater: Eight Nights Is Exactly His Pace

A festival that runs eight nights and asks you to light one candle at a time was always going to suit a sloth. Meet Slow Burn, and every form the sweater comes in.
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G.O.A.T. Teacher ugly sweater article cover: the G.O.A.T. Teacher character illustration, house title strip

G.O.A.T. Teacher Ugly Christmas Sweater: Greatest Of All Time, Marking Until Eleven

The class started calling her the G.O.A.T. and she never corrected them. Meet the G.O.A.T. Teacher, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Flamingle Bells ugly sweater article cover: the Flamingle Bells character illustration, house title strip

Flamingle Bells Ugly Christmas Sweater: Christmas at the Beach, and Correct About It

Half the world does Christmas in summer and this flamingo is the half that says so. Meet Flamingle Bells, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Fringe Benefits ugly sweater article cover: the Fringe Benefits character illustration, house title strip

Fringe Benefits Ugly Christmas Sweater: All Fringe, No Visibility

A highland cow with a fringe he cannot see past, out in the snow with a hot drink. Meet Fringe Benefits, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Gingerbread Man ugly sweater article cover: the Gingerbread Man character illustration, house title strip

Gingerbread Man Ugly Christmas Sweater: Baked, Iced, and Fully Aware

He came out of the oven, got two currants for eyes, and was set down next to the cutter that made him. Meet the Gingerbread Man, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Hail Santa ugly sweater article cover: the Hail Santa character illustration, house title strip

Hail Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater: Horns Up, Front Row, All December

A black goat in a Santa hat, on a stage, with the whole room giving the hand signal back. Meet Hail Santa, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Krampus ugly sweater article cover: the Krampus character illustration, house title strip

Krampus Ugly Christmas Sweater: Somebody Has to Work the Other List

One of them takes the credit and the milk. Krampus works the same night on the other half of the list. Meet him, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Hang In There ugly sweater article cover: the Hang In There character illustration, house title strip

Hang In There Bat Halloween Shirt: He Took the Poster Literally

Somebody gave the bat a motivational poster and he read it as an instruction. Meet Hang In There, and every form the sweater comes in.
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Frankenswine ugly sweater article cover: the Frankenswine character illustration, house title strip

Frankenswine Halloween Sweatshirt: The Frankenstein Pig Experiment Worked

Somebody built a pig with wings and a bolt through its neck, and it worked first time. Meet Frankenswine, and every form the sweater comes in.
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The Festive Folks make ugly look good.

We are The Festive Folks, and we run uglysweaters.com on one rule: a design has to get a laugh before it gets knitted. We draw deadpan animals in regrettable holiday knitwear, make each sweater to order, and hand-pick the best of everything else so you never gamble on a mystery print.

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The short version

Ugly Sweaters (uglysweaters.com) is a holiday brand run by The Festive Folks. We design original ugly Christmas sweaters, knitted and printed to order, and we publish hand-picked guides to the best ugly sweaters on the internet so you never have to scroll past four thousand nearly identical reindeer again.

We make it easy, and a little ridiculous, for party-goers, gift-givers and whole teams to find the sweater everyone talks about for the rest of the night. Every original design is drawn and knitted by us, so nobody else carries it. Everything we recommend links to a trusted retailer with easy returns and fast US shipping.

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About Us

Ugly Sweaters is run by The Festive Folks, a small team with a serious commitment to unserious knitwear.

We draw the designs, knit them to order, and put every one through the Chief Festivity Officer’s cringe test. If nobody laughs, it never leaves the drawer. The toad laughed. The toad is on the homepage now.

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